According to a new study, Coca-Cola is great cure for stomach blockages.

This is not such a surprise, considering all the bubbles and acid in Coca-Cola, but researchers were impressed with the results.

Some patients who don’t want to go in for surgery or have the blockage knocked out with a laser can just chug Coke to take care of the problem.

Source: Telegraph

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The first step to avoiding a ticket for speeding is to drive the limit (duh). That’s just too obvious. So Officer Mike Brucks, who retired last year, reveals these other tricks to get out of an expensive ticket.

Talking your way out of a speeding ticket is next to impossible, with one exception. Brucks admits that every officer has sympathy for a woman in labor. Speeding to get to the hospital delivery room is OK in his eyes.

There is a second but rarer exception: Brucks would never write a ticket to a person who was tracking an unfaithful spouse. He says (quote) “I clocked a woman at 111 mph. She had been crying. She was on her way to a motel to catch her husband who was shacked up with another woman there, cheating. How do you write a ticket for that?” Brucks looked the other way and let her get on with domestic drama.

The flow of traffic is generally faster than the posted limit. Brucks allowed drivers to exceed the speed limit until they were 20 mph over.

Officer Brucks admits that one motorcyclist he clocked was traveling at 189 miles per hour. So fast that there wasn’t a chance he’d ever catch the cyclist. So, you could avoid a ticket with ridiculously excessive speeding.