At a recent concert in Port Chester, NY, somebody stole Willie Nelson's armadillo. Willie and the band have a stuffed armadillo named "Ol Dillo" that always sits on the stage with them. Security cameras caught a woman with dark hair, jeans and a sleeveless shirt taking the band's mascot from near the soundboard after the concert.
Please be on the lookout for anyone trying to sell you a dead, stuffed armadillo that smells like the inside of a Willie Nelson tour bus. It is stolen, and it's owner might soon notice that it is missing.